Tyrone gets to sit next to a famous radio and TV presenter

He'd talked so much his jaw seized open

Is that hair on his head?

Yes, but not all of his head.

Not really sure what he's doing here, but it should be in private

This is driving me crazy

Rodin could have made a statue of this

Seems to be enjoying himself here

Pretending to examine the vintage before pouring it down his neck and collapsing in a heap

Need we say anything?