While he was in Miri, Shell were insistent on timesheets being completed regularly by the team.  Apparently Tyrone was held up as a shining example of good timesheet completion to the rest of the team.  This led one of them to produce this 'typical' timesheet for Tyrone.
     
Time   Activity

0700 to 0800

 

Drank coffee, phoned Effie

0800 to 0900

 

Capital radio - good sounds, man

0900 to 1000

 

Coffee break, pondered big fish in little pool syndrome

1000 to 1100

 

Wandered round a bit, looking for chocolate biscuits

1100 to 1200

  Read notice board, same as day before

1200 to 1300

  Well earned lunch, who's paying today?

1300 to 1400

  Filled in timesheet - really time consuming but satisfying

1400 to 1500

  Filled in Overtime request - need more time to fill in timesheet

1500 to 1600

 

Coffee break - recovered from timesheet marathon

1600 to 1700

 

Wandered round a bit more

1700 to 1800

 

Phoned the UK office

1800 to 1900

 

Chill out after a hard day, sneak last chocolate biscuit after Bob's gone